thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh, via burgerkid)

(Source: fyspringfield, via lsdr3am3r)

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via shouldnt)

  • calum: damn calum. you look so good today. i'm sweating. youre the hottest piece of ass on this planet, calum. [turns away from mirror] wait who's that smokin hot dude? [turns back] oh its just you, calum. you and your sexy hair. who's that guy with all those babes? oh its just you c-
  • ashton: who are you talking to in there
  • calum: uh..bye mum love yuo!
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